5.02.2012

*dead*

I know I'll burn in hell for this one...but it was just too good to pass up.


Thoughts?

18 comments:

  1. Okay. So this was a real story? I just knew this was a hoax.

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  2. WTF? Is that woman really that tan or is she in blackface? It's hard to tell.

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  3. No that chick is really that tan. She obviously has some mental issues. That's just not normal. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. I know they don't place any blame on the tanning salon because she snuck her kid in but if you have a client that comes in and continually wants to tan to that extent, I would have to turn her away. That can't be healthy.

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  4. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey

    I was thinking the same thing! This is pure madness. I mean, I'm at a loss for words.

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    1. I love the fact that she's from Nut-ley New Jersey. She really is out of her damn mind...

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  5. HILARIOUS!!! And why did they send the black reporter to report on the story?

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  6. Is somebody trying to sneak into the Black girl's club? Lol!

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    1. That's the first thing I thought lol. Like "OMG, they followed us!".

      But seriously, I feel sorry for that girl having such an unfortunate mother. Maybe she should start a club with Francis Bean. Between them, they have more than enough money for one lol.

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    2. oops I didn't see your request for no anons (reading is fundamental) Sorry.

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  7. Oh, you'll love this. I just saw an article (granted it was on Yahoo), and they called the increase in skin cancer/tanning "the Jersey Shore effect."

    B/c you know, the fact that white people have been enjoying tanning for about half a century now has nothing to do with wanting to look like black people. Why would they? We are so "hideous" after all...

    They really cannot acknowledge any kind of beauty pyramid that does not place them on the top.

    She looks like she used that stuff that body builders use before they compete. Then tan, but then they take it to a whole other level with that body paint.

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  8. When I was in WV, a nail salon I went to also happened to be a tanning salon (which used the Brown Envy and Black Diamond tanning lotions, btw). The owner did my nails while explain that many women become addicted to tanning because it acts as anti-depressant. From Wikipedia:

    In 2005, a group of dermatologists published a study showing that frequent tanners experience a loss of control over their tanning schedule, displaying a pattern of addiction similar to smokers and alcoholics. [2]

    Biochemical evidence indicates that tanning addicts are addicted to an opioid release experienced during tanning. When frequent tanners took an endorphin blocker in a 2006 study, they experienced severe withdrawal symptoms, while infrequent tanners experienced no withdrawal symptoms under the same conditions. [3]

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  9. Ol' girl looks like beef jerky. Damn shame. And watch Leatherface vehemently insist that she looks 30.

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  10. Holy shit, this is for real????????

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  11. Oh no, the video is blocked for me, so I can't watch it. :\

    But from what I gather from the comments, she tanned herself too much? I never knew you could get that dark from tanning! Is this REALLY not a hoax? I mean, people get skin cancer for less...

    - Esther
    http://roseywinterrose.blogspot.com

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