...and What You Won't Do...!

The Fabulous Flawless FLOTUS had to snatch a wig today when a protester kept interrupting her at a private fundraiser.  The protestor wanted the president to sign an anti-discrimination bill (recall that the FLOTUS ain't the POTUS, and this wasn't the place for that) and came for Michelle.

Michelle LaVaughn Not-The-One-To-Fuck-With Robinson Obama left the podium and walked right up to that bitch and let her have it:
“One of the things that I don’t do well is this. Do you understand? Listen to me or you can take the mic, but I’m leaving. You all decide. You have one choice.”  Source: Awesomely Luvvie
Michelle Obama
I like to think that this is how she looked when she rolled up on that fool. 
"You wanna throw hands, bitch?  Then come get some! You don't want it with me!"

People attending the fundraiser asked the Flawless FLOTUS to stay and told the protester to GTFOH.  The protester, a woman named Ellen Hurtz, then had the nerve to get upset because Michelle got right in her face and dealt with her ass like a boss.  Awesomely Luvvie tells this story with complete hilarity; feel free to read her take on it for yourself.

My point:  Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.  Don't come for someone when they don't send for you.  If you decide you wanna show your ass, don't get upset when it gets kicked.

And I'm in 1,000,000,000% agreement with Awesomely Luvvie when she encourages the Flawless FLOTUS not to apologize to that bitch.  Don't do it, Michelle.  Don't do it!  They don't apologize to her when they're dragging her by her glorious hair, so she should show them the same courtesy and respect.


  1. Like I was saying at the bar, I was so glad when Michelle came with it. I'm glad she got in that woman's face. It was cathartic.

    I believe in free speech. But I also believe there's a time and place for everyone to talk. Sturtz paid $500 to see the FLOTUS and she somehow that that entitled her to some shit. Shut the fuck up, already.

    Luvvie had me rolling.

    1. Likewise. Who does Hurtz think she is I bet that she wasn't expecting that from Michelle.. which was well deserved.

  2. LOL. Guess Ellen didn't realize that Michelle is from Chicago.


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