11.27.2013

Katrina Crane...Kill Thyself


18 comments:

  1. Y'all...if Katrina steps out into modern day Sleepy Hollow, I will vomit, and then I will stop watching this show.

    ReplyDelete
  2. "Katrina Crane...Kill Thyself "
    *dead*

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Normally I'm not that desperate to get rid of a character, but...Lawd. She needs to go. She is the show's weakest link and I'd like to see SH make it past Season 2.

      Delete
  3. There goes SH...(if the trek continues to focus on her)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Vomit. The most useless character on television. She needs to go.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Bitch, what?

    Girl, bye.

    If they start writing the show around this dizzy useless character, I'm done. And I do mean that. Whoever know Katia's slobbing is really gassing her up. Who interviewed her and why? According to the "Toms" post, ain't nobody here for Katrina Crane, so why is she even talking?

    I reiterate: Girl, bye.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Who interviewed her and why? According to the "Toms" post, ain't nobody here for Katrina Crane, so why is she even talking?

      Someone always reaches out to her right when there's a Katrina-heavy episode.

      Delete
  6. I also dislike how the white women need to be saved but the black women have to be self-sufficient fighters. Abbie and Jenny are tiny little black woman and yet they make do. But no, can't expect a white woman to be able to save her damn self.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. But no, can't expect a white woman to be able to save her damn self.

      And Katrina's supposed to the high priestess of a damn coven.

      Delete
  7. For me it's like...if they wanted me to be interested, then they should have had her do her job. They told us that she was the head of the coven of good witches, and so far all we've her doing since bringing Ichabod back, is wearing increasingly elaborate clothing and have untreated breathing issues. Did they forget that they told us this? they had to have been making some big moves during this war, where are the scenes of her casting spells or leading anyone? maybe the demon came for the baby because of something she did. Why is she always by herself in flashbacks? did she get booted from the coven? is that why her magic seemingly disappeared when she would have needed it most? these are things they could have been exploring in the screentime she's gotten, but all she does is annoy me. Kill thyself, indeed.

    That being said, I'm just waiting for more Ghost!Corbin or are the EVER going to explain the priest dude that was apparently guarding Ichabod's grave and NOT AGING? Are we ever going to see Abbie's house? I don't know about you, but i wanted to see the disastrous cooking attempt.
    And now that ichi's been covered in BLOOD AND VISCERA, can they at least take him to a costume shop to get more period clothing if regular clothes don't do it for him, because he has to be carrying Huck level stank right now.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That being said, I'm just waiting for more Ghost!Corbin

      How come HE can't be our link to the Other Side and source of visions! Dude was the Kurgan!!!! And it just makes more sense; he and Jenny have been Mulder-n-Scullying this whole time anyways - why not just make him our "source"?

      ...because he has to be carrying Huck level stank right now.

      You didn't!!!

      Honestly, I don't blame Katia Winter; she's just following the shitty script handed to her,

      Thankfully, the peeps at io9 have consistently called out the inconsistent writing where Katrina's concerned. The commenters are rushing to Katrina's defense, reiterating Quaker =/= poor.

      Well allow me to rebut: when we first saw Katrina in the ep that was to supposedly "sell us" on Ichatrina, she was in a maid's uniform, apron and the whole nine yards, and she looked like she paid her bills by washing rich men's draws. Then, suddenly she was gentry, with a fabulous gown and all, and when she dumped the Horseman, he kept bringing up the fact he had enough dough to fatten her whole family, and that it would not reflect well upon him to get dumped by "someone like her."

      Boy, was that an understatement.

      Delete
    2. RIGHT?! In fact, my ideal send off for her would be for Dudebro-o-death (sorry, but he's no longer the horseman to me. they, unfortunately, can't un-ring that bell) to lop her head off, and for Corbin to pop out from behind a purgatory tree, shouting "there can be only one!"

      And yes...I did go there. lol I mentioned that nastiness on your facebook when you were liveblogging two weeks ago, and they STILL have him wearing it. for shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame~

      Delete
  8. "...Kurtzman says credit for the show's success is also due to the chemistry between Beharie and Mison. "So much of what you're seeing there is really mirroring this lovely relationship that's growing between Tom and Nicole," he says. "They've become incredibly good friends. Their chemistry is totally real. They're wonderful people to work with. They bring a lot of themselves to the screen, so we have really enjoyed watching the evolution of that friendship and we're playing it throughout the series."" (<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/11/28/sleepy-hollow-boss-stunned-by-show-success/''>Source</a>)

    I've believe that's check and mate, y'all.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It may very well be, but they're not allowing it to play out naturally. They're forcing chemistry between two actors who don't have it instead of embellishing the ones who do. The inconsistent writing for Katrina doesn't help the fact that she and Ichy have about as much chemistry as an english textbook. They don't know what to do with her, they don't know what to make her, and we've been told all of this stuff about her that hasn't panned out. They keep altering her existence and origins; is she poor or does she have money? If Ichy was a soldier turned spy, it stands to reason that he wasn't rolling in enough coin to outfit his wife in such a fashion. The inconsistencies could be a death knell if Orci doesn't right this ship.

      The recent episodes have been Katrina-heavy (and have sucked major ass, imho) and it feels that Abbie and Jenny have been pushed aside a la Deception. And we know what happened with that hot mess.

      Delete
    2. The recent episodes have been Katrina-heavy (and have sucked major ass, imho) and it feels that Abbie and Jenny have been pushed aside a la Deception. And we know what happened with that hot mess.

      Exactly. The more screen time Katrina gets, the less Abbie seems to get, which implies Beharie was used as a Lure - hence the constant "shock" and bewilderment at the show's success.

      It's like they're saying, "We weren't expecting the black girl to have such a draw, because we weren't intending to keep her front and center."

      Which brings back flashbacks of Twisted in addition to Deception.

      Delete
    3. I hope not. that was one of the main things that ruined Heroes.

      Delete
    4. in other news. google plus(i didn't even want it) is fucked. I'm trying to log in to send you this latest atrocity i sat through, and it won't log me in.

      Delete
    5. I just realised that i'm a dumdum. i should have sent it via facebook *hides head in shame*

      Delete

This blog is strictly moderated. Everyone is now able to comment again, however, all Anonymous posts will be immediately deleted. Comments on posts more than 30 days old are generally dismissed, so try to stay current with the conversations.