The episode opens at the cabin, where Abbie has somehow managed to talk Ichabod into trying on the world's tightest pair of skinny jeans. The shirt he’s paired them with, a sedate blue button-down, may be boring, but at least it’s presentable. But those pants? Um...no. Tom Mison does a terrific job of conveying with body language and his magic eyebrow alone just how uncomfortable Crane really is. He looks equal parts embarrassed and grumpy, and I just want to give the poor man a supportive hug. For her part, Abbie tries to hold back her laughter, but fails miserably. And really, who can blame her?
They bat around the subject of Moloch and the threat he poses for a few minutes before Crane changes back into his period clothes much to Abbie's disappointment and our everlasting gratitude. She does take the time to tell him that he might want to consider dry cleaning if he’s going to keep wearing a pair of clothes that spent nearly 250 years fermenting in the ground. At this point, I might have actually clapped, because it’s about time somebody said it.
At the station, a demon possesses a sheriff’s deputy who puts in a call to Irving and demands Washington's bible in exchange for Macey’s continued safety. He helpfully gives him until nightfall. The demon slyly jumps out of Deputy No Name and into Detective Jones just as Frank tracks him down and pulls his service weapon. As I try to contain my surprise that he's still allowed to stroll around the station like nothing happened, Irving puts in a call to his priest to ask for a little divine intervention.
Meanwhile, down in the Batcave, Abbie and Ichabod are doing a little research on the demon and finds a DVD that may give them a clue on how to stop it. The minute they turn it on however, they’re both suitably shocked into speechlessness by the sight of Corbin trying to exorcize a possessed Jenny Mills. Decked out in all her Linda Blair finery—creepy pale make-up, cracked lips, blank, egg-white eyes and all—Lyndie Greenwood looks positively terrifying. Factor in her wonderful acting in that scene, and she has me convinced.
The real Jenny pops up after the commercial break (yay!), but she doesn’t remember anything, refuses to help them and storms out. After a therapeutic talk with Ichabod in which she admits that she kept getting locked up to avoid harming her sister, she decides to lend a hand after all. With her help and a little audio magic, they discover the demon’s name: Ancitif. While this particular baddie can be held at bay using salt, he can only be vanquished using a blessed lantern (just go with it), and Jenny knows just where to find one (again…just go with it).
It’s off to a compound guarded by freedom fighters brandishing weapons, because what would any compound be without freedom fighters brandishing weapons? After a small verbal tussle between Abbie and Jenny over who would do the actual breaking and entering, Abbie comes up the winner. It’s important to note here that she doesn’t want to take the chance of Jenny possibly being caught and sent back to jail. Jenny seems surprised and a bit touched by the admission, and I can barely keep myself from getting misty. I really love their relationship and the growth we’ve seen between them over the course of the season. Sometimes it’s hard to believe these are the same two women who could hardly stand to look at each other just several episodes ago. Hurray for character development!
Abbie and Ichabod break into the container holding the lantern and finds it perched on the back of a very high shelf. The writers manage to sneak in a height difference joke here that assures me they visit Tumblr on a regular basis. The shelf is too high for either of them to reach, so Crane gives Abbie a boost. While she’s snagging their prize, he gets one of his own in the form of Abbie’s admittedly magnificent ass sitting smack dab in his face. Or rather on his face. (Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that Crane has an eidetic memory, folks. This is an experience that he will literally never forget.)
Irving, in the meantime, has spirited his family off to a really nice cabin in the woods in a valiant attempt to keep them safe. Unfortunately, the demon has hitched a ride with them á la Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear, except that he rode inside the car rather than underneath it. The demon jumps from Detective Jones to Luke Morales the minute they arrive, and things quickly go sideways.
It doesn't take long before Luke kills Jones and then jumps into Macey. Macey aka Ancitif kills the Father (which was incredibly disturbing to watch) before proceeding to creep me all the way out with her eerie levitating and crawling all over the place like a hopped up spider. Ancitif demands the bible again in exchange for releasing Macey, and in order to save his daughter, Irving takes them to the Batcave to retrieve it.
Fortunately, it’s all just a ruse and just when it looks like Irving and ex-wife Cynthia aren’t long for this world, the cavalry arrives. Abbie, Jenny and Ichabod trap Ancitif in a ring of salt before Crane brandishes the lantern and exorcises him. In a touching moment that just screams for Full House-type lesson-of-the-week music to play softly in the background, everyone hugs their respective family members while I smile like the sap that I am during such moments.
This seems like a good time to end the episode, but the show has one more trick up its sleeve. We return to the bunker one last time where Abbie and Ichabod discover a secret hidden in the pages of Washington’s bible: the date December 18, 1799. It was written in invisible ink in the forefather’s own hand, but the date can’t be right as it was written four days after his death. Dun dun dunnn.
Hopefully, we’ll get some answers during tonight’s two-hour season finale. I can’t believe it’s almost over already, and unlike just a few episodes ago, I’m actually excited. Don’t let me down, show.